I don’t know who wrote this joke, but it was e-mailed to me this weekend by my Auburn-loving sister, Rebekah…
“The Crimson Tides football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head Coach Mike Shula immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed without incident after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.”
War Eagle!